My humans make me wear the same coat as the Ikea monkey. Free Darwin
While mom was getting our dog food out of the car I ate her fast food she set on the counter.
Neighbor kids threw a Capri Sun over fence… I leave her less than 2 minutes outside and come back out to this!!! I LOVE HER!!! Alexandria Noelle
Charlee stole ribbon from Mommy when she was wrapping Christmas presents and she broke her toe trying to get it back from me.
He is a very well behaved italian greyhound but he cannot resist the temptation to dig in all trash cans. he especially loves q-tips…we now have to keep the bathroom doors shut!!
My name is Otto and I’m a 4 year old French bulldog and my mom should never leave paper towels within my reach!
Berkley our 1 year old Westiepoo destroys her toys then cries about it.
Our Chocolate Lab Mix Fred has achieved Houdini status by escaping from his wire crate several times. This time he not only escaped but decided to turn my husband’s shirt into a scarf.
“I did this. (30 lbs of egg shells)”
Left alone for 5 minutes while I went back into the bakery, Honeydog opened 4 containers containing 30 lbs of egg shells, munched away and dragged them all over my car. This is why she never gets to go anywhere. People walking down the sidewalk stopped dead in their tracks and gasped when I opened my door and found the damage.
Sorry Mommy….I love you!