I tore up my brand new Christmas scarf and left evidence all over the floor…
I take up as much room as a four-legged dog and never let my mom have her spot. My 3-legged pit bull mix Lieutenant Dan is so guilty of that… She would never admit it though.
Laundry day is Max’s favorite day because it’s a free for all for dirty undies! Gross!!
My Basenji Karma just destroy her second vintage couch. Awesome.
I destroyed this painting.
To her credit, I had already taken it down, she just finished it off for me. She’s very helpful like that.
I ate mom’s panties. Don’t worry. I gave them back later… at her boyfriend’s house.
Rosie isn’t a morning person
Mom went to lunch without me, so I ate this tea bag.
Chamomile = my fave
I chased and barked at the Fed-ex delivery guy, who got scared and ran. He tripped in the yard and fell on his face. Mom says I should be ashamed of myself but I’m not. —Maggie
Maggie is all bark and no bite but can be intimidating. By the time the guy fell she had lost interest.
My name is Henry and I think that while my mom is going to the bathroom is the best time to get pets – captive audience and all. If the door is left even a tiny bit ajar, I will bust in and watch her pee… or poop. I don’t discriminate.