When I had the flu, Broadway Joe Namath-Tanner was not very sympathetic.
My insatiable appetite for bananas caused me to break Mom’s favourite bowl. But the bananas were worth it.
Buttercup loves to take each and every toy out of her toy basket and spread them across the lawn, but then seems confused by the empty basket… What a fun game!
Bentley my 4 year old Yellow Lab rescue who was starved and abandoned has gained 20 pounds since I found him a few months ago. He is a counter-surfer and will eat anything left on the counter that has been unattended for over 2 minutes. He took a whole uncooked London Broil off the counter that was marinating when we left the kitchen, without knocking the glass pan on the floor. It’s safe to say he’s a stinker but he is too cute and sweet to punish!
P.S today he ate half a cake.
Neighbour kids were picnicking out front, next door. Our four year old opened the garage and Scout got out. She decided to visit them….and eat their Happy Meals.
“I really like playing in the rain (especially after my grandma showers me)”
This is Magalí, and she REALLY likes playing in the rain right after my mother-in-law bathes her and tells everyone that she is looking beautiful…
I found the hidden stash of “nip” & now it’s all over the floor. I am not ashamed & stoned out of my mind.
I got kicked out of daycare for humping.
My bestie Renee hated these sun glasses that Daisy our Bloodhound rescue destroyed. Renee was so great full that she sent Daisy a box of bones. Sign says:
I conspired with my Mom’s bestie, Renee, to destroy Mom’s favorite sunglasses. Renee hated them and wanted them dead. She paid me off with treats! No shame! -Daisy the Destroyer.
I like to unzip backpacks and rip up papers.