Our boxer Ralph chewed up his dad’s 1941 edition of Ring magazine. Ironic, don’t you think?!
I didn’t like the way my parents repotted the plant so I decided to fix it after they went to bed. I love dirt!
My cat stares at me while I bathe…
My name is Bruce. I made my grandma fall in my mad attempt to get to her house.
This Boston Bully pleads the 5th. We suspect she wakes up with blood* on her hands and doesn’t know what happened but knows she did something bad.
Someday we are going to find all the spoons and socks she’s taken. Now we have to rely of the generosity of our friends. Freaky Beak won’t share her hidey holes.
I ate an entire stick of butter, then made you clean up my poops.
Pepper, my housemate’s rescue greyhound loves perusing the garbage for tasty morsels.
When my mommy was trying to get some beauty sleep, I opened the closet door I ate the rest of my dog food. LEGEND
Woke up to WWIII in the living room. Looked like a mac and cheese dish and rolls of toilet paper got in fight and just decided to explode like a firecracker on the 4th of July … Sigh