“I hump my sister. It is gross, but I like it. She is a Pit Bull.” – Guillermo
“I’m awesome. But I am a bed hog.” – Makinzie
Mom and Dad went on a trip. Then the dog sitter went to work. I was lonely so I tried to call. But the phone …. broke?
I dig under the fence into the neighbour’s yard and eat all of their dog’s poop before leaving one of my own and then come home.
….and then he insists on trying to lick your hands, your face, your feet, the couch, the other dogs….
After her hellish puppy years, where her dear human entertained the idea of sending her back to the rescue (not really…empty threats), Penny has become a model dog. Loyal, obedient, and loving, Penny even knows tons of tricks. She doesn’t really doesn’t understand why her dear human would punish her for nothing by ordering her a custom straightjacket (fleece-dog coat with detachable snood) from Etsy. She is afraid to move in it. Even a single paw.
Calvin ate my blue wedding shoes
my two chihuahuas ate a hole in my couch…..and they aren’t even sorry!!
Don’t let her size fool you, she is still a puppy, and her favourite snack is paper. Yes, this dog really did eat homework.
I scoot across the carpet in front of company. People point and snicker. I can’t help it…it itches!