I like to unzip backpacks and rip up papers.
Priscilla loves to chew on anything that is not her toys, this time she got lucky the extension cord was unplugged!!
I require the most expensive double-ground mulch for my sunning pleasure. I’m not ashamed.
Mom and I go to bed before dad does. I lick his pillow and his side of the covers then refuse to move when he climbs in. Love, Piggy. #sorrynotsorry
My husband ends up wrestling Piggy over to get some room in bed, and when he does he gets to sleep in soggy blankets with a soggy pillow.
My name is Hector, and I love to let out squeaky farts at the most inappropriate times (such as in the elevator in front of sweet little old ladies)!
My wife and I wanted to test if our seven month old pitbull brooklyn would be able to be out of her crate unattended. While I was at work my wife had to run some errands so she left her home alone. When she returned she found my passport, a hat, a pair of headphones and our cats scratching post torn to pieces. Needless to say our test has failed
I Fark (Fart and Bark Simultaneously)
Bono farks whenever he gets nervous or sees the mailman.
I told Frank, “Next time you poop on the floor, I’ll publicly humiliate you!” He thought I was kidding.
I ate 2 dryer sheets and it cost my parents $1100 in vet bills to get them out. I’m not even a little bit sorry. I still try to eat a dryer sheet whenever I can!
Editor’s Note: Dryer sheets can be very harmful for your pets. Keep them out of their reach and dispose of used ones properly as even used dryer sheets can cause some very serious damage to your furry loved ones. If you suspect your dog or cat has ingested one, call pet poison control or your local vet’s office.
Mui Mui loves mummy’s shoes, especially when summer time is coming. This time, she picks one of mummy favorites flipflop and eat it. Mui mui said, she just doing mummy’s favor to let her has an excuse to buy another new pair for this summer time!!!!