Fran enjoys a tasty pair of glasses anytime we forget to hide them.
I tore apart my person’s foam pillow to make myself a nice “dog nest” to sleep in on my people’s bed
I chewed through the cord of my humans’ brand new iron… While they were sleeping
I ate my sister’s Benefit Cosmetics and now my poop is pretty.
If there is deer poop, without a doubt my German Shepherd/ Yellow Lab mix Ranger will find it and roll in it before I even know what’s going on. I’ve given him 2 baths in the span of 10 minutes before.
We rescued a wee kitten 3 days ago, Zoe is 10 weeks old and full of energy, our 7 year old Border Collie, Murphy is terrified of her.
As I placed my fresh omelet on the table, I turn around to get some water, when I turn back twas GONE
Bruce wasn’t happy that he was left out of playing in the Doc Mcstuffing tent so he decided to eat it so no one could play!!
“I love cat poop so much, I put my head under her butt WHILE SHE’S POOPING.”
And it made for a disgusting bath, complete with rubber gloves for Mom.
“I’m sulking because I’m not allowed to destroy the garden.” ~ Dolly
Written on the back of that day’s glowing “report card” from our dog walker. Who can resist the temptation of an accessible flower bed?