“I chewed through the toilet line, flooding three floors, resulting in $40,000 worth of damages!”
This is our boxer who is not very nice!! lol I am glad that he did leave me 1/2 the loaf
I ate this shark jaw, after I stole it off of the dining room table. It was supposed to be a special gift for a 10 year old girl who really loves sharks. No one gets to have an awesome set of destructive teeth besides ME!
Pippi got hit by a car and thankfully was not injured. She bit me when I pinned her down immediately after the car hit her, I was trying to put her collar back on. She was uninjured….I’m going to a hand surgeon this week….Pippi monster!
Miles had no shame when it comes to not sharing his side of the bed. He moves for no man. He is doing a great job of making sure his mom stays single.
I ATE THIS BOOK
While in the basement putting away Christmas decorations, my 4 year old beagle helped himself to an entire
My name is Baxter. I pooped on the vet. I’m not a gentleman. =(
Zeus never chews up toys… I guess he thought there would be meat inside of this one!
I got worms …because I like to eat cat poop.