“Mom went out to dinner without me, so I decided to munch on 44 of the 65 starfish she ordered for her upcoming beach themed wedding. YUM!” This is Shadow a 9 year old Jack Russell Terrier and she demolished majority of the starfish for my wedding in August. I was upset, but I can’t stay mad at her when she gives me that look.
I feel that I am entitled to all the cheese in the house. This includes the cheese that is in daddy’s mouth.
Time out for Bruiser…
“I fart when I get excited :(”
Silly Hazel loves to greet her two moms with a nice big smile and methane cuddles at the end of the day.
My veterinarian ruled out a vitamin deficiency so I guess my secret is out. I really just like the taste of cat turds from the litter box. Sorry, not sorry. -Daphne
I object to this cat Invasion!
Thus I have stormed and taken over their home tree fort.
I apologize for nothing!
Millie the Yorkipoo
I chewed $80 to shreds, after I pulled it from Dad’s wallet, While he was fixing the floor that I already destroyed. But I am not ashamed. I am a Jack Russel!
Someone got into a tub of Vaseline, not realizing that it was going to cause his butt to leak for the following 12 hours. I don’t know who had it worse – me, or him.
Jess is 10 months old and has quite the appetite for cords of all kinds. He ate the vacuum cord (and continued to shed like a beast while we waited for a replacement cord), satellite cable (no tv for us) and laptop charger (who needs to do any work). They were all very delicious. So not sorry.
I am a very BAD girl because I’m not supposed to be on tables!!