My mom is a artist. She makes pottery. I like to help. Oh, and there are no “Ghosts” allowed in her studio!
Barfed on moms feet under the covers at 4am and made her clean it.
I sleep in the bed and fart all night. Silent but deadly, the robust smell of Dexter’s gas can wake up mommy from a sound sleep. As mother jumps out of bed and opens a window to clear the air, Dexter will often pick up his head, give a sniff and a sidelong glance as if to say with pride: ‘yeah, that was me.’ All that expensive no grain, high protein dog food keeps him trim and healthy, but wow, it sure does generate a punch.
Rosie’s hound nose gets her into trouble a lot of the time. While I was in the shower, she decided that her own food was not good enough and went for mine instead. Being a long dog really helps reach tall spots. “While mom is in the shower, I like to eat her treats before she gets to enjoy them. I regret nothing. Her treats are delicious!” ~Rosie
My pup was outside for 5 minutes, came back in covered in thick yellow skunk spray, and ran straight upstairs to jump on my bed and laundry.
I peed into the bedroom fan.
I like to barf behind furniture so no one finds it for a long time.
I steal plush toys from toddlers in my dog park. I’m untroubled when they cry
I ate my Mom & Dad’s pillow and pillowcase while Mom was at Bible Study. She’s not buying the fact that the Devil made me do it. I’m a big jerk. I’m not sorry. Buddy
What can I say – this dog is obsessed with digging out underwear from the bottom of the laundry basket and then taking it to another room to hang out with it