Heard what sounded like a present getting ripped open, walked over and found her with this look on her face and tissue hanging from her mouth. She thinks I don’t suspect her. Peaches is a Golden Labrador
Guilty as charged!!
I LIKE TOILETS.
I popped up and down the hallway..twice today. I threw up ON moms bed..also twice today. Happy birthday mom! The first round of poo and vomit occurred within 5 minutes of each other. Not what I wanted for my birthday
Molly’s behaviour is inappropriate…. She humps Mommy’s boyfriend even though she has been told continuously to behave like a lady.
As you can see, Caesar has no apologies for eating all of Aunt Melva’s Christmas cookies!
Sibling dog shaming
Mr. Frank takes his upper management position at the bike shop very seriously. FYI the ink is low.
We ate 2/3 of my daughters B-day cake while the dog, Ein, watched us pass pieces around and ignore him. We left it out to work on it the the next day and Ein decided to help himself… I guess we’re lucky he didn’t burn the place to the ground!
My mom left me alone for too long so I ate her occasional chairs and her fresh flowers from the side table. #sorrynotsorry