I stole piece of bread from my human sister’s hand. I was so ashamed I crawled under the deck stairs.
She’s stained with the wine now. It’s her scarlet letter.
This is Hudson. I think he got fed up of watching me ride off on the Vespa and decided one night to sneak it out and ride it himself.
We unplugged Mama’s iPhone from the charger, took it outside and somehow it ended up at the bottom of the pool. We have no regrets. YOLO!!!
-Dexter and Gracie
Bambi loves cat puke and cat poop. She apparently has supersonic hearing and heard the cat puking in the other room. She ran into the room and was gobbling up the puke as it was coming out of the poor cat.
“I shed. I’m not sorry. – Malik”
Our shiba inu blows his coat 2-5 times a year. This is the 3rd pile we’ve brushed off him this week. We’re beginning to lose hope. He feels no remorse.
Rocket kept finding a way to eat the cat food, it was in a washroom with the door shut but every now and then the door was left open by mistake and he took FULL advantage! Now the cat food is high up and he has still thrown himself a couple of times to try and reach it!
Orson hates the rain, and refuses to go outside. While I stood outside trying to coax him out the door, he ran upstairs and pooped. When I chased him up, I saw a little piece. By the time I grabbed something to clean it, he was licking his lips and the poop was gone. He doesn’t normally eat it, he just knew he had done something bad and was trying to hide all the evidence.
Coco’s favorite ball was stuck under the couch. She is OBSESSED with her ball, and decided to rip apart the entire couch to find it. Good thing I caught her when I did. She is obviously NOT sorry!
While mommy & daddy were out enjoying some sushi, I made a meal out of mommy’s shoes. It was deeee-licous!