Blossom has her own bed, but decided to shove her big sister, Butterfinger, out of her bed!
It was diarrhea. I decided that it might smell nice on me so I rubbed some on my ear, then my neck and I tried to get it on the right side of my body but my daddy pulled me away. After appreciating my new smell, daddy threw up. I tried to roll around in his vomitus but daddy dragged me back home. I think I smell good and I am not sorry.
Our girl Ginny (Dachshund/Terrier mix) has a taste for Mom’s panties.
After a LONG day of trying to get Lucy’s nails cut…
Dad locked Mom and I out this morning when he went to work… I had to ride in a strange vehicle with some lady I did not know… Mom took me to some strange man who had other dogs… I hate dogs… He put a muzzle on me and cut my nails… I hate when people touch my paws… So I pooped on him… Opps… Not sorry.
This is Stan and Milt as “The Most Disgusting Dog in the World”.
Bear accidentally locked himself in bathroom, got scared, & chewed up woodwork in bathroom. Naughty Bear! We still love him! xoxo
I drop bombs.
Our five year old Maltese has done this since we brought her home.
Tam and Larry are puppies. Rosie should know better.
Midge wasn’t going to be intimidated by a dog 10 times as big as she is, even if that dog is a puppet.
“Mummy spent hours knitting Nana for Peter Pan. So I chewed a hole in her paw.
She is yummy.”