We all have issues
While my family was at church, I pooped on the trampoline and rolled in it for good measure. They’ll think twice about going to church without me.
Our English Springer Spaniel loves to eat my daughter’s lip balm. And not just any lip balm will do. She only eats Eos lip balm. This week alone, she’s eaten three tubes of it.
14 years he’s had this belt. I chewed thru it in 5 minutes.
I managed to open the lazy Susan & eat a whole loaf of bread, 4 burger buns, beef jerky & some meat sticks all while wearing this cone on my head!
Too many donuts
Teddy farted so many times I had to leave the room numerous times.
I pulled Mom into a parked car, breaking one of her ribs. In my defense, the cat I was chasing started it. — Darmit
P.S. Happy New Year, Mom!
“I’m helping put in new sprinklers.”