Arthur has been good lately and lulled us into believing he could be left out of his crate. He crawled through the cat flap and dragged a 30 lb bag of dog food through and ate most of it. That night when he got sick he ignored the hardwood floors and vomited the contents onto the white shag rug in my bedroom. It’s the only carpet upstairs. Arthur is a very smart, loving, good dog. He’s also kind of a jerk.
I ate a bag of beignets from Disneyland!
…and they were delicious. I still have the powdered sugar on my head!
We don’t know how she gets them, but we are going on #6 of Chapstick. She hides them in her bed when she’s finished eating them.
I sneaked into my mom’s coworker’s office, climbed on their desk and ate their lunch
Embers, our mini dachshund, has been banned from playing in the backyard due to sniffing out and eating every last morsel of rabbit poop! She is not allowed outside unsupervised anymore. At least we have discovered the source of her terrible poo-breath.
My mom wore a species insensitive Halloween costume. Shame on her!
Coco (left) “It wasn’t Tempurpedic. So I ate it.”
Ryder (right) “I watched”.
I left for a few hours and came home to a mess on the floor. Coco had pulled all of the foam out of the bottom of the dog bed and left it all over the floor.
Pete the pug spent the afternoon destroying an outdoor patio pillow. Naughty pug!
My name is Ralph and I like Tagalong Girl Scout cookies. Mom is happy the box was empty. I was not.
Thank goodness there were no cookies left and he didn’t get an upset stomach!
I want to murder every dog in my neighborhood… Even the ones bigger than my Daddy.