I got caught eating the special* diabetic kitty food.
I convinced the cat to knock a stick of butter off the counter, and ate the entire stick. I then proceeded to vomit butter on Mommy’s bedspread. Now I have a tummy ache AND I’m in trouble!
My name is Ripley and I live to eat. Anything.
I was mad at mom for leaving, so I went in her room and chewed and left the plastic on the floors for her to find.