I ate my Mum’s Sprinkles Vanilla Peppermint Cupcake. Yummy!
I ate a jelly fish at the beach today. I cost my human parents £171 in vets bills. Both humans are hungover and had to watch me throw up jelly fish slime.
Garbage Gut Molly Strikes Again
I used poor judgement and peed in my 5-yr old brother’s bed… And on my brother… At 3AM. I’m sorry. Love, Violet.
“I’m known to carry stuff around in my beard, including food, leaves, twigs and once even a dead beetle. – Tiki”
“I hump my sister. It is gross, but I like it. She is a Pit Bull.” – Guillermo
“I’m awesome. But I am a bed hog.” – Makinzie
Mom and Dad went on a trip. Then the dog sitter went to work. I was lonely so I tried to call. But the phone …. broke?
I dig under the fence into the neighbour’s yard and eat all of their dog’s poop before leaving one of my own and then come home.
….and then he insists on trying to lick your hands, your face, your feet, the couch, the other dogs….