Truck was locked but window was overly cracked because Kitty was inside. They stuck their arm in the window to unlock and stole my iPad, the 128gig w/cell service. Thankful and grateful they didn’t take her.
Levi had never dug in the back yard until the kitten showed up. They seem to get along but I think he has some hidden feelings.
My husband recently shamed our dog when in fact it was he who should have been shamed. I have corrected this.
“My wife advised me it may not be wise to take Crockett’s bed to the kennel….. I did not listen. Crocket made CONFETTI!”
Rupert keeps finding turtles in our yard and bringing them to the house, all hidden inside their shells. The are ok but a bit spitty.
One dog got so nervous at the groomer that she pooped on the floor, and the other lifted his leg on two other dogs… that had already been groomed!!!
Miss Maddie Mae, our miniature pig, thinks she is very clever… she knows that when she goes potty outside, she gets a treat. She has lately been pretending to need to use the potty simply so she can get her treat. She heads outside, squats, looks directly into our eyes, waits about ten seconds, and comes to collect her treat. She has no shame.
These lovely ladies thought it would be funny to have projectile diarrhea all over my place at 7:45am before my 8am test! They’re normally angels, but choose to do this one week before move out date!? Touché.
I poop every time Mommy is on a conference call. Every. Single. Time.
I stole raw carrots off my mom’s plate them vomited the on the living room carpet! I love carrots, I think I just ate too many of them too quickly. She was talking to the neighbour at the door, and I hid under the coffee table for my vegetable binge.
Benny decided to start snapping out the piles for our brand new Pottery Barn rug. It took him under one minute to make the bald spot you see, Benny is a Lhasa-poo.