My mom left me alone for too long so I ate her occasional chairs and her fresh flowers from the side table. #sorrynotsorry
Cody Leroy tore up his brand new pet bed
I left Riley, my 6 month old Pit Bull puppy, home with my husband while I did a little shopping. THIS is what I found when I got home. Husband says he has no idea what happened. The Little Boy says, “I rearranged the flowers in my mom’s patio planter. (By the way, I’m not sorry. I think they look much better this way.”)
Muscle relaxers have relaxed everything in the hind end of poor Lucifer
Tango is not patient enough to wait until his brother, Cash, is done peeing to pee on the same spot. Shameful.
“Mom took me for a run. I pooped on the bridge and tried to kick it off into traffic below before she could pick it up.”
I ate my own poop from backyard then burped in mommy’s face 🙁
I don’t care if my Mom is working…she should pet me or my nose presses keys in 5, 4, 3, 2…1!
“My mommy was in her studio making art, so I decided to make some art out of ‘recycled’ materials.”
I burp like a full grown man but demand to be treated like a princess. And I have to burp in mom or dad’s face otherwise it didn’t count.
I have no shame