“I ruined happily ever after”. Poor Prince Charming. Roux has taught the kids to put their toys away in a way I never could.
I ate the baseboard… and the window sill!
“Today I was on a car ride when I decided to roll my window down, jump out of the moving vehicle, make my mom chase me in her pajamas, and finally, poop on the side of the road. I’m grounded.” -Valentine
I like to eat my little brother’s diapers for quality check. They “pass” just fine. -Phoebe
Unfortunately my mom came home earlier… Dang it.
I eat toilet paper straight from the roll! (And I’m not sorry)
Hi. I’m Samson. My mom rescued me from the streets of Mexico, and so I decided to thank her by peeing highlighter yellow all over her white couch.
Lucy got onto the kitchen counter and ate all of my son’s hand decorated graduation cookies
I had just stopped leaving Maddy in the kennel when I go to work, everyday there is a new mess to clean. Even when I believe I’ve done a very good job dog proofing my house
He hasn’t eaten a non-dog toy in two years. But apparently this sneaky boy thought I got the antenna ball for him.
“I stole a Mickey Mouse antenna ball out of my Mom’s suitcase and ate an ear!! (It was a gift for my mom’s friend). Yummy!! Bruno”