Shu-Mai our 8 month old husky found a very special treat on the counter… an olive oil roasted yam… proceeded to eat the entire thing and now has diarrhea that I can only describe as projectile. Mama is not pleased.
My stubborn Beast came downstairs with this stuck on her head…
When my Mommy is doing laundry I like to steal panties for later….
I got my head stuck in the toilet seat at 4 am… My aunt had to come and save me before I ripped the toilet off the wall… I’m sorry.
It’s funny now, but I wasn’t laughing when it happened. I was sure he was going to have a toilet dangling around his neck.
I have one mission,
It’s to be a good magician.
I just made half a glove disappear,
Guess where it will soon reappear?!
Hi, my name is Nugget and I just destroyed my favourite thing in the whole world and now I am sad and lost.
“I Like to Eat:
-Mommy’s Stuffed Animals
-Dry Sheetrock Walls
-Living Room Couch
-ANY kind of people food!
I’ve gone through 4 stuffed ducks with him, and had to replace two walls he chewed up.
I chew the legs off my toys!!….. And I get to wear them!!
My boss has the best ‘taste in’ shoes.
repeated trash can digging offenses