Asking for forgiveness rather than permission….
“Soccer balls terrify me”
Conan the Barbarian – I spill wine every single time someone is drinking it
Editor comment: thank you for for the wine clarification!!
ROMEO!!!…. WHO DID THIS???
My dog and I have the same taste in shoes…
Hugo isn’t here right now.
I ate the couch, the drywall, and a first edition Steinbeck.
Dr. Franklin Bigglesworth is a frog eating/puking jerk. But he sure is a cute jerk.
There’s no shame in chowing down on tampon wrappers, toilet paper tubes, Q-tips….