I was humping my mommy, like I always do…. BUT this time I FARTED with each thrust!!!
This is one of the things they don’t tell you about Dog ownership. Needless to say, after the ‘extraction’, there was no dignity left from either of us.
I mope by my food dish every morning to make my mom think dad forgot to feed me, in hopes of getting a second helping.
I tore up a whole box of Kleenex. What???!!! My nose was running! Love, Dojo
We were having a friendly neighbourhood ping pong tournament with people and their dogs. Dad was petting the neighbour dog “Sgt. Pepper” and Annie got jealous and she decided to bite him on his wiener. Sgt. Pepper was not hurt too badly. Maybe just his pride.
I eat the vegetables before they can grow
I am a Mountain Cur
RC Charley is a 3 year old rescue cat. Although he loves people, he does not enjoy playing with my White German Shepherd because she is really hyper, and RC Charley is more of a mellow guy. Whenever the dog goes outside to go potty, RC Charley drops wherever he is at and plays dead.
Hello, I’m Lenny.
I’m a paper addict and I need help. I tried to eat the cable bill and this sign.
What’s missing is his girlfriend and her sign saying that she helps him by bringing him the bills.
Our boxer Ralph chewed up his dad’s 1941 edition of Ring magazine. Ironic, don’t you think?!
I didn’t like the way my parents repotted the plant so I decided to fix it after they went to bed. I love dirt!