I ate 3/4 of a pizza off of the counter, then a whole stick of butter AFTER I broke Mommy’s favorite vintage butter dish.
Whenever I go for a run in the country, my dog darts away to find the biggest pile of cow poop she can. She gets a lot of baths.
I picked a fight…
Then, I got hurt…
Now I have to wear
the collar of shame.
I projectile vomited on my uncle and made him crash his new Mercedes.
(Now I’m banned from his car for life!)
We are bad boys…. We chewed up mom mays hair dryer cord and laptop cord and 3 rolls of toilet paper!!!! Bad dog, no biscuit!!!!!
The only surviving princess is belle…but I’m sure her time is coming soon :/
Bella and Penny stopped burglars from entering our home when they first broke into our garage. They are very brave and got rewarded accordingly. No shame here!
Even though Andy fed me. I still jumped on the table and nibbled on his dinner when he went to the bathroom.
“I pulled everything out of the beanbag chair.”
The night before Thanksgiving, our Goldendoodle Puppy, Zeke, decided to eat 2 sewing needles. Our older daughters had been sewing popcorn on threads and left them unattended for a few minutes… Zeke decided to eat the popcorn, thread, AND needles! He is completely unashamed.