I chewed on a wire and now my family has no internet.
2 year old Kallie, decided she wanted to redecorate the living room one day while I was at work…
I ate my Mum’s Sprinkles Vanilla Peppermint Cupcake. Yummy!
I ate a jelly fish at the beach today. I cost my human parents £171 in vets bills. Both humans are hungover and had to watch me throw up jelly fish slime.
Garbage Gut Molly Strikes Again
I used poor judgement and peed in my 5-yr old brother’s bed… And on my brother… At 3AM. I’m sorry. Love, Violet.
“I’m known to carry stuff around in my beard, including food, leaves, twigs and once even a dead beetle. – Tiki”
“I hump my sister. It is gross, but I like it. She is a Pit Bull.” – Guillermo
“I’m awesome. But I am a bed hog.” – Makinzie
Mom and Dad went on a trip. Then the dog sitter went to work. I was lonely so I tried to call. But the phone …. broke?