“I ate my mom’s toffee she got yesterday as a gift before she even had some!”
The Christmas Gift

“I ate my mom’s toffee she got yesterday as a gift before she even had some!”
I snuck in the kitchen and stole then ate the ENTIRE LEG of Xmas ham
Ashton chewed a hole in his new Christmas sweater, then puked it up. Yes, it was as gross as it sounds.
I killed a beanbag pillow and turned the house into a winter wonderland. Then I threw up.
Then clean-up killed the vacuum.
Our friend, Sarah showed us this hilarious picture of her sweet girl, Minnie. “Someone’s getting coal in her stocking this year! (She keeps raiding the guinea pig vitamin C treats…guess I need to start keeping it locked up! Not harmful, but not cheap to replace all the time!)”
I’m so excited for Christmas that I can’t stop opening the gifts. Surely they are all for me! – Jake
Moose the French Bulldog likes to de-snout and decapitate pig toys. Pigicide, I tell you! He’s teaching his little brother the ways of pigicide, too!
Miss Cleo has to wear outfits designed for guinea pigs.
I ate the ornaments off the Christmas tree.
We went out for dinner and Harley ate my mother’s favorite ornament off of the Christmas tree. Good times…