Mazie chewed up the ear thermometer because she was bored.
Posts Categorized: Bad Babysitter
I am a professional photographer out of Phoenix, AZ, and when I woke up this morning, my toddler had pulled out my camera gear. She gnawed on not one, but TWO camera bodies!
Snoopy (our pit bull/field spaniel mix) ripped open this new box of 168 diapers that we received at a baby shower. Although he may not seem excited for the birth of our first baby, he certainly does look sorry for his transgressions.
I ate a whole can of this baby’s formula.
I steal toys from babies.
I steal plush toys from toddlers in my dog park. I’m untroubled when they cry
Our French bulldog is a wonderful big brother to our son, and acts like a typical “velcro puppy,” so for example he likes to sit at the foot of the changing table whenever we change the baby’s diaper. One day during a diaper change the baby started peeing all over the place, and the dog was unfortunately in the line of fire. I froze for a moment when trying to decide between towelling down the dog’s fur or diapering the baby… but during those few seconds of hesitation it happened again! Our Frenchie got peed on twice within a 45 second period… but he was a good sport about it. However he delivers payback in the form of stealing pacifiers.
I jump up on the dining table and steal my human sister’s goldfish crackers. I have boundary issues.
I stole Tara and Matt’s hand-decorated cookies from the countertop and ate them all.