I’m a balloon killer.
Posts Categorized: Bad Babysitter
I learned that they don’t sell cards that say “I’m sorry my puppy peed on your baby” We had to make our own 🙂
I steal the baby’s bottles, chew off the nipples, and drink the milk inside. Bad baby!
Meet Bauer (pronounced bow were). He is something else. He also has an epic guilty face. As bad as he can be… we love him!
A couple of times, our dog has decided that a good way to introduce himself to children is by surprise body-slamming them to the ground even. (No children were harm thankfully)
“I have been EATING my baby sister’s pacifiers on a weekly basis!”
While I walked away to rotate laundry, Leslie decided to take off her poopy diaper. Rosie took the opportunity to lick someone else’s butt for a change of pace. Saved me from having to wipe it off of Leslie’s backside.
I get embarrassed when my mom & dad yell at me for trying to hump my 12-year-old human sisters friends…
When I sleep I get so relaxed I fart. I smell so bad I made my little human throw up all over her bed. They are silent but violent.
My kids where playing in there playhouse and Zeus wanted in. The wouldn’t let him in there club so he tore the door off. If there is no door than everyone is welcomed