I’m the reason mom and dad don’t buy nice sheets anymore. This is the third incident, so I’m obviously not sorry. -Elf
Posts Categorized: Bed Hogs
My German Shepherd snuck away from my mom and tore up her favorite feather pillow
A few years ago, I rescued Tillie from a hotel parking lot where she was sleeping on a cold grass median. Now Tillie enjoys our new bed more than her mom and dad. She’s one lucky girl.
Daddy wouldn’t let me sleep in the bed. So……. I ate it!
Ruger has bad habits.
I can’t be trusted when left alone with delicious bedsheets. #itsamiracle #sorryimnotsorry
“I’ve decided the best way to wake up mom is to SIT on her head!”
My master yelled at me for sleeping on her bed. I, in return, ate her ear buds. Now we’re even!
I crawl between my parents at night and push my dad out of bed. Dad sleeps on the couch now…I get mom and a queen size bed to myself.
While visiting my brother, he showed me the new blanket he bought for the guest bedroom. My brother forgot to close the door and his dog Sampson jumped on the bed and made himself comfortable on the blanket that was just bought a few days before.