I ate my granny’s passport and now she’s stuck in Canada.
Posts Categorized: Best Friend Betrayal
Grandpa gave us a CD of 600 family photos – 7 generations!
I ATE THEM. 🙁
We went camping and came back a little over an hour later after going to lunch and this is what we drove up to.
Speaks for itself!
I sneak inside when mom isn’t looking and steal my sisters toy and hide them all over yard! Love, Ruby
“I won’t let my mom get any work done.” Mia doesn’t seem to realize that if she let me finish my work, instead of inserting hundreds of ///////////////////s into my emails with her chin, we could go for a walk.
I ATE MOM’S GOOD CHOCOLATE SHE BROUGHT FROM EUROPE. MORE PLEASE!
Toby had to be given hydrogen peroxide and vomited the chocolate all over
the floor. He is fine now, but keep chocolate away from dogs!!
This morning I woke up my mom by jumping onto the bed and punching her in the face.
“I give dirty, judgmental looks (but really I’m a big almost 90lb baby!)
My mom spent $1,300 to make sure the shoelace I ate didn’t get stuck inside me! I pooped it out fine…
-actually kind of sorry, Oliver.