When Bubba gets bored he sneaks up behind my chair and gives me a nip on the bottom.
Posts Categorized: Best Friend Betrayal
I tried jumping on the sofa and missed. I head butted my mom in the face and broke her nose. She has a presentation at work on Monday. I am a near-sighted JERK!
I’m always chasing things around but I’ve never caught one before.
“I bite the hand that feeds me. -Frank”
I’ve had Frank the tiger oscar for almost a year and a half. At first it was cool when he started jumping out of the water during feeding, but as he’s gotten bigger, he’s gotten more aggressive. Tonight the little bugger actually bit me, but afterward was deeply ashamed. Ok, maybe not really. But at least he looks somewhat penitent in the photo.
Kid’s Retainer: $225.
Favourite sunglasses: $29.99.
The look on my dog’s face when she has to wear these signs: Priceless.
Throughout 15 hours of grading I had strategically placed the Surface Pro pen out of reach. Then I didn’t…
I was mad that Mommy and Daddy left me at home to go on a date night so I had my own date with their leftover pizza.
All Febe Buffay wanted to do was play with her neighbour…
“I tear up pee pads when I feel ignored.” -Tuco
I tripped my mom and broke her leg the week before we had to move. My dad is not happy with me.