Mommy is a teacher and I ate her homework-papers that’s he needed to grade. The kids will LOVE you me!!!
Bark to School
Posts Categorized: Best Friend Betrayal
Curse you for Your Sudden but Inevitable Betrayal
“I convince my brother to go outside and then I run back in and eat his supper”
Cashmere is Delicious
I tore mom’s cashmere scarf into pieces and shredded an entire roll of poop bags (while they were at the grocery store for 20 minutes)
Terrified of Thunder
Texas thunderstorms are really scary. I need my family to stay awake with me so I can “protect” them all night long.
Timeouts Suck
Albert decided to scale onto the kitchen counter where there just happened to be a lamb roast……hence the box of shame…
Sore Throat
“I have a sore throat.” Sir Lancelot knocked over a trash can in an effort to get my cough drop wrappers from the night before.
How Cavalier of you!
I received a “time out” in doggy day care for getting too “friendly” with the other dogs in my play group.
The Time Out Report says “Milo received a time out during the PM play session for humping”
The Loofast and the Furriest
This is the fourth loofa I’ve destroyed. Sorry, not sorry.
Ruby
Eye Heart You
We adopted Dobby cause his bad heart. We’ve cured him but now he might end his own life if he keeps this up!!
Wannabe Nurse
I am a recently graduated nursing student – my dog Lucy decided my clinical concept maps and papers looked yummy!! Little did she know each concept map took nearly 8-9 hours to finish! She’s lucky she’s so darn cute!!!!
