I like to wait for my owner to be painting a fine line before barking loud enough to make her jump and mess up! (I will do it again, too)
Posts Categorized: Best Friend Betrayal
Why do you need yoga when you can run trail with me?! I’m just trying to ensure that you get lots of cardio.
Lexi the Maltipoo gnawed through a plastic bag to enjoy the sweet sweet taste of forbidden (and potentially poisonous) Watermelon gum!
A quick stomach pump and afternoon stay at the vet later… She was home.
(She’s not sorry)
J.A.R.V.I.S… can you imagine humbly handing someone back their underwear.. with a tiny teeth marks torn in them..??
while guests are seated on the toilet .. i barge in and try to pull their pants all the way off..
A nice man gave me a pat …
So I pulled his pants down!
On our afternoon walk a hot jogger approached to say hi and give the dogs a pat.
Miss excitable 1 yr old rottie bounced up at the unprecedented attention and got her paw caught in the joggers shorts pocket.
When she came back to ground so did his shorts 😮 sorry mate! Hot jocks though!
I mope by my food dish every morning to make my mom think dad forgot to feed me, in hopes of getting a second helping.
We were having a friendly neighbourhood ping pong tournament with people and their dogs. Dad was petting the neighbour dog “Sgt. Pepper” and Annie got jealous and she decided to bite him on his wiener. Sgt. Pepper was not hurt too badly. Maybe just his pride.
Hello, I’m Lenny.
I’m a paper addict and I need help. I tried to eat the cable bill and this sign.
What’s missing is his girlfriend and her sign saying that she helps him by bringing him the bills.
My cat stares at me while I bathe…
My name is Bruce. I made my grandma fall in my mad attempt to get to her house.