“I got away with it until she found the crotch in my poop. Then she found my stash under the bed. BUSTED!”
Posts Categorized: Surprise Poops
Oh Butters…you have taste!
Lucky she had rubber gloves and disinfectant…
You’d never know we had a big, grassy, fenced yard. Not by all the turds in our garage, anyway.
“I wait until Mom is distracted, scooping my poop, and then I bolt after cars- (it startles the Bejesus out of drivers)”
I’m Rolly, and I’m disgusting.
I’ve now taken to making love to every carpet I sit on.
I couldn’t wait to get to the grass…So I pooped in the street.