I eat the eyes out of all of my stuffed animals because I don’t like when they stare at me.
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“I woke the baby because I got stuck under the couch while rescuing my dearly beloved tennis ball from the dust bunnies.” -Fiona
Owner’s note: It had to happen at 1am!
Our Mastiff-Lab mix, Maisy, kept sneaking away and chewing up My Little Ponies! After many casualties, we were able to figure out where she was getting them from! We hid them, but not before we took a dog shaming picture…
I named my dog after the house elf, but he does not like to help out around the house.
The sign reads, “Not only do I not do the house elf work, I make more of a mess. Not even sorry, Dobby”
I ate half a cricket ball and enjoyed it.
There is no ball whatsoever on this earth that Shadow will not destroy and eat.
I bought my husband a stuffed bear for valentines day 4 years ago… After 3 years apart we got back together, and he still had it. I slept with it every night. The night before our wedding I stayed elsewhere than our home and unknowingly left Teddy on he floor…and this was what was discovered the next day.
I fall off the couch onto my hippo squeaky toy and scare myself!!
I’m not ashamed, but i could use some help with my balance”
I also fall off of beds and other things,… I’m way too big for being a few months old
Yup, he decapitated Barbie all right.
Buttercup loves to take each and every toy out of her toy basket and spread them across the lawn, but then seems confused by the empty basket… What a fun game!
I had a chance to bring home a unique prototype of the new pet gadget. I put it on the piano, but Audrey’s love for hardware is so big that she managed to pull it down and, well, hack it.