Santa brought me this bunny for Christmas and the first thing I did was rip its ears off. Now Santa is crying.
Posts Categorized: Toy Tug-O-War
My mom left me alone for too long so I ate the Rubik’s Cube. She couldn’t do it anyways! #thatswhatyouget!
Titan always barks and whines when we feed the Beta and never likes it when we change the tank water. My husband was looking at the tank and said “What the ?!” Titan had climbed up the stairs and managed to drop his rawhide chew into the tank and never made a peep. I fished it out and it was soggy – who knows how long it had been in there! Titan’s note says “I dropped my 8-inch rawhide into the fish tank. It dissolved a bit and killed the Beta. I don’t care because I should be the only pet. P.S: Can I have my rawhide back now? Titan
Lulu climbed a wall to get this heirloom off the dismember it. I told my sons it was the only irreplaceable item in the house. We call her Lulu the Eviscerator.
I was so happy to give Brodie a stuffed Santa Clause toy as an early Christmas present. Within 30 seconds of giving it to him, Brodie proceeded to tear Santa’s head off and peed on him.
Came home Thanksgiving night to discover Lucy had chewed off the wooden heads off Mom’s Navajo sheep. Little pieces of wood were everywhere.
Lola misses one day of daycare and this is what she does.
I did what Shane, the Governor, and 4 seasons of walkers couldn’t do…I killed Rick Grimes!
Fozzie likes getting “intimate” with the bear.. It needs a wash now..
My name is Ivy. I like to “lose” tennis balls under the couch, so I can get new ones. Today, Mom moved the couch…