Posts Categorized: Vomit Comet
I binge drink my water and then throw it up on the floor…. every time!
The dogshaming term for this is the “Water Yarf”!!
“I woke my Mommy up this morning by puking on her bed. Am I sick? No, I’m just mad because she wouldn’t share her pillow.”
There is nothing like waking up to the melodious sounds of vomiting…
I ate a big can of powdered infant formula. I had diarrhea. My mom slipped in it and broke her wrist in 2 places.
I stayed at Mike’s for the weekend. This morning I thanked him by barfing on the carpeting. Dakota
I was putting on my jacket to take Dakota outside when I heard this noise that immediately sent me into a blur of actions to get him outside before it was too late. As you can see I was not successful and he obviously does not have any feelings of guilt, he is back up on my couch. However, he is still my buddy.
Mom and Dad don’t always let me snuggle in bed but when I do, I throw up from excitement!
Bacon the Boston doesn’t sleep in bed because of his mountain man like snores but sometimes we want to cuddle with him when we sleep in. Second day in a row…. You would think we would learn.
I eat anything plastic, then barf it up and eat it again. Please recycle
I threw up in 11 places in the house, including once on the couch
He decided to follow along with our lab and tip the trash can and open the lid to get some yummy goodness.
“I barfed all over myself….so I had to get a bath!”