I got into the kitty litter bag, ate some, made a HUGE mess then threw up making another HUGE mess. Sorry.
Posts Categorized: Vomit Comet
I ate a whole box of Greenies and then vomited green all over the house.
Don’t let his size fool you…he’s only 6 months old. He had previously spilled water on my phone, forcing me to get a new one. I then come home to a crate with the corner chewed out of the bottom and berber carpet pulled up, chewed up, and in a pile. I am NOT looking forward to the phone call to the landlord…or the bill for the new carpet. As I was trying to clean up the carpet, he threw up carpet bits right next to me. Thanks, Aero! You definitely live up to the puppy reputation.
I projectile vomited on my uncle and made him crash his new Mercedes.
(Now I’m banned from his car for life!)
I puked in the roommate’s (carpeted) room because I love him the most. He lets me on the couch. You’re welcome. Love, Caroline
I was heading to a friend’s costume-themed bachelorette dressed up as Snow White. I was walking out the door when i saw a black smudge in the carpet and realized i was also missing my tube of eyelash glue. Luca, our labrador who eats everything was licking his lips, which is always the give away. The whole family followed him around for two hours until he puked.
I think the photo speaks for itself!
And then I REALLY want to eat it!
My mom slept half the night on the couch because I had diarrhea from
my protein bar binge and I STILL pooped by the back door.
“I ate 10% of my body weight in barbecue and sandwich meat and the vet made me vomit it up. (My mom and the vet are vegetarians.)”
Zoe found and ate 2.5 lbs (she only weighs 23 lbs) of sandwich meat, barbecue chicken, beef, and bones when her mom wasn’t looking. It’s a good thing her mom works at a vet’s office! Her mom and the vet are vegetarians so they really loved cleaning up the vomit – all four rounds of it.