Calvin ate my blue wedding shoes 🙁
Posts Categorized: Wedding Crasher
(The mule urine was equally bad as skunk spray. Shampoos were no good.)
Sign said: “I soaked myself in mule urine, my favorite perfume, just before attending a wedding. My human partner had to pour vinegar all over me to neutralize the odor.”
Chopper just wanted to leave his mark on our special day. So he got into the leftover wedding favours (dark chocolate lollipops), ate them all, then wiped his adorable chocolate covered face all over his mom’s wedding gown. Now we’re using gift money for vet bills instead of the honeymoon!
Pacha, our miniature dachshund, was taking her bridesmaid duties a bit to seriously at my wedding. She was supposed to sit with my sister during the ceremony, but she was having none of that. True to form, she was in the thick of it all day. Pacha, always stealing the spotlight:)
We don’t like when Mommy tries to wedding plan without us; we picked out our favorite colors. You’re welcome
Apparently the puppies have some opinions regarding my upcoming wedding.
Congrats James and Kiley!
You heard that right, folks. Our very own reader, James, has decided to team up with Tank and Lucy to give mommy the wedding proposal she never saw coming! Hi Kiley, James is madly in love with you and wants to spend the rest of his dog-gone life with you. Tank and Lucy admitted that James bribed them with treats in order for them to sit still long enough to take the picture. Heck, even your dad gave James his blessing!
Will you say yes?
“I was the mutt-of-honor in my parents wedding… and I pooped.” Lucy also forgot to mention that mom and dad got married in a carry-in, carry-out state park.
Hope you have digital copies!
The camera loves Chewie, but he doesn’t love it back.