My kitty, Jingle Belle, was missing for 2 days. Somehow she got out but we’re not sure how. Zoi usually barks at her all day and all night so we figured Zoi might have secretly let the kitty out. Jingles came back and Zoi ‘fessed up!
No matter who it is, the minute someone walks through our gate and they bend down to say hello, she pees on their feet. The family and I have learnt to stand with our feet 2 foot apart to get away from the leak.
“Lucy! You got some ‘splainin’ to do!”
Mommy and Daddy took away my ball because it was driving them mad! But I got them back by turning my bowl into a nosier toy.
My mom spent hours cutting out tiny letters for her phonics lessons. I spent 5 minutes chewing them up.
Casey the Beagle has a nose for trouble- and fruity flavoured lip balm. Her boy, age 12, did not close the gate and she discovered a new lemon EOS lip balm in her sister’s (age 10) room. Her Westie fur brother, Petey, had no comment on the matter. Needless to say, constipation is not an issue!
Tiki was missing Daddy while he was at work today so…she thought it would help to chew up his feather pillow. Mommy heard some ruckus in the bedroom and found Tiki in quite a battle with Daddy’s pillow! Tiki’s planning to buy Daddy a new feathered pillow soon.
Mom is vacuuming our room so we have to run, hide and look pitiful.
I let the Pomeranian pee on me (and I liked it)
2 lb Carlos often pees on 100 lb Sugar…
Soho peed in the space heater in my office. When I turned it on first thing in the morning, the odour of hot urine was overwhelming. Needless to say we had to buy a new heater. And air out the office! Love this dog!
Card says: I pee’d on the space heater and made Mom’s office really smell when she turned it on.