A good friend of mine just returned from New York and brought me this awesome baseball that had NewYork written on it. i haven’t even shown it to Ares (my dog) so i wouldn’t make him curious. I thought i went out to get him a treat too so i strategically placed the ball on top of the 1.2m table out of his reach (he has a history of tracking down new things) . Unfortunately, the table had a sheet on it and it was all Ares needed. By the time i got back (about 5-8minutes) he already finished with the ball and was sleeping in his bed.
I ate the last sweets in the roses tin – Now I have sparkly poo!
My wife received the book “Dog Shaming” for Christmas from a friend, and today left our dog Beauty in the house – normally she is in a kennel while we are out. When I returned home, I found the book was missing a few corners. Beauty said she didn’t like the idea of people humiliating their dogs for fun and profit. Today, Beauty learns the definition of karma.
Her sign says “I chewed up my mommy’s copy of “Dog Shaming”, her present from a dog loving friend”.
“I eat Mommy’s hair off the floor and it gives me dingle berries”
“I must have been a proctologist in another life because whenever I meet someone, I stick my nose up their butt- far up there!!”
Not 30 seconds after a guest enters our home we are bound to hear a surprised yelp or a loud “whoa” and we know Nolan has found them and given them their “exam.”
I get that Panchito wants to use the bathroom in the bathroom, but piddling on the rug is a no-no. I have a huge yard he likes to hang out in, and we go for walks. But he still goes peeps on the rug. So here is my revenge. Sorry, ‘Chito, jokes on you.
Our 4 month English Bulldog, Toro found our Kia registration before we could get it to the car.
A regular rubber.
I cried like a baby because I had to go to the groomers.
Robyn was still a pup and had not gotten house broken just yet. I walked around the corner to find her eating the unspeakable, attempting to hide her accident. Needless to say this does not happen anymore.