Even though Andy fed me. I still jumped on the table and nibbled on his dinner when he went to the bathroom.
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Housewarming gift
Mom and I are new housemates in a house with other humans. One of them couldn’t wait to upload my cute self on dog shaming.com, so I obliged her by pee-ing on the bathroom floor. You’re welcomed.
Gizmo has a doggie door, so he really has no excuses, and he will see how long his cuteness will let him get away with things like this.
If it’s Yellow Let it Mellow
I forgot to flush one day and when I went back into my bedroom there was a a soggy wad of paper in the middle of my room and drips of water leading to the bathroom. Benji had gone into the potty and fished out the used paper, but apparently decided not to eat all of it!
No dancing in the rain
Our pug, Polly, hates to get wet so the only way for us to get her to go outside to the bathroom is to carry an umbrella over her! Thank goodness she has my daughters well trained :)!
Snorkel-Dog
“When I think no one is watching, I like to go in the bathroom and blow bubbles in the toilet.”
Sorry the word “when” is obfuscated by Dakota’s maw. She also thinks paper is a delicacy, but that’s a Dog Shame for another submission.
Pept-oh-no Bismol
This is Nemo, he ate the plastic hat off of his penguin and now his tummy hurts. His Mom isn’t looking forward to tomorrow morning’s bathroom visit…
Buford regrets nothing
Our Coonhound Buford hates to be left alone. This is the effects of a few mistakes made on the part of my husband. These mistakes are listed below.
First mistake: waking up late and rushing to get ready for church
Second mistake: Not looking harder for the pins to secure the dog’s crate door
Third mistake: Using nail clippers to try to secure the crate
Final mistake: Not confirming door was secure
Result: dog escaped, locked himself in the bathroom then chewed his way out.
Does he look sorry?
Artistic expression with limited edition print
Ollie, who has always been good at putting his…artwork…in the proper receptacle, surprised us today with an abstract brown painting on the bathroom floor. The museum curators (his mom and dad) were not amused.
I Once Was Blind
I walked outside for about 5 minutes and Molly got my contacts off my bathroom counter, brought them in the living room, and devoured them. I guess I’ll be wearing glasses for a while.
Sisters before Misters, obviously.
This is Diego. He broke down the dog gate and tore apart the bathroom trash because I took his sister for a walk without him.