Biggie loved the Christmas tree so much he ate it.
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The bad book review
My wife received the book “Dog Shaming” for Christmas from a friend, and today left our dog Beauty in the house – normally she is in a kennel while we are out. When I returned home, I found the book was missing a few corners. Beauty said she didn’t like the idea of people humiliating their dogs for fun and profit. Today, Beauty learns the definition of karma.
Her sign says “I chewed up my mommy’s copy of “Dog Shaming”, her present from a dog loving friend”.
I’m not even mad!
While in the basement putting away Christmas decorations, my 4 year old beagle helped himself to an entire
pizza.
SHE DID IT!
My name is E-lynn.. It was New Year’s Eve & they left Portia (my BFF) and I home alone again.. So I decided to demolish a brand new leather jacket that was less than a week old. My family just unpacked from Christmas vacation and all the jackets were in a pile. I decided to pull the leather one from the bottom of the pile and chew off the entire sleeve. And here I am 🙂
Rabbit of Caerbannog
Stewie got this sign for Christmas after she bit a chunk of fur out of her kitty brother’s neck because he always tries to eat her hay. She also chases the dog and steals his toys.
Oh, you turkey!
My grandma finally let me come over and I ate all the leftover Christmas turkey.
Sugar plum coma
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring…..well that’s not true…THIS was stirring.
I ate the Christmas cookies off the dining room table while my people were sleeping. Now I have a sugar coma.
What’s the Big Deal Anyway?
Edison ate a Christmas ornament from 1988 that I made for my grandmother.
Lesson #62 of pet-ownership over the holidays
“While the folks and guests were at Christmas Eve service, I ate all the food-gifts under the tree. Coco (I also eat poop, but doesn’t everyone?)”
Why, you may ask, would anyone with a dog leave food-gifts on the floor while no one was home? Because the “folks” know better, but the guests didn’t. It didn’t occur to the folks to say to the guests, “Do any of those packages and bags have food in them?” Alas, alack. Doggie food attack.
The smoking gun
Ed decided that he did not want to save any of his Christmas Treats that were placed carefully in his stocking, he instead decided to eat his stocking and his treats too! He was remorseful, hiding under the bed, but I think he would do it again!