This is Vicky. She lives with Noodle the cat. They both like to eat a lot.
Those Bostons love trash cans.
I destroy sprinklers on purpose.
Benny even surprises himself, sometimes.
This is Deuce. The smell of his farts has cleared rooms.
Skittles has a penchant for dog biscuits, Swedish Fish candy, and (apparently) La-Z-Boy couches. On the sly chewing fetish.
I did something with the baby’s other sock but I’ll never tell!
I also like to lick the baby’s face ALL THE TIME.
“I broke this beautiful pottery cereal bowl. It is not the first, nor will it be the last. I hate art.”
People have bad taste, and you’re shaming me?!
I roll in dirt, then jump on the bed.
“I open the bathroom door… while my mom is on the toilet”