I like to eat mom’s dirty undies…
You and me both, buddy.
“I ate the signage”
Favorito, portuguese word for favorite, is an entrepreneur dog. You can see how much work he has. This time he was just checking how big the toilet paper was.
I wasn’t invited to Shakespeare in the Park so I ate all the Shakespeare off the bookcase.
I am a panini thief!
beatrice is the worst kind of cuddler
This is Bogger. He enjoys napping and baby humping.
Spiteful bastard only listens when he feels like it. Shame, Hank.
I love to lick the insides of shoes 🙁
Time to get a new hat….