3 year-old rescue who resides full-time in Yosemite. When he’s not chasing bears out of campgrounds he loves rolling in BEAR poop!
Posts Tagged: Dachshund
I tripped bringing a fan downstairs and managed to hit the wall scraping off some paint. For some reason Harley decided he had to take the blame.
Sign reads: “I didn’t even do this. I just sat down and looked guilty. Love Harley.
P.s the chewed baseboard was me…five years ago.”
They stole my 6 and 3 year old’s advent calendar from the kitchen and destroyed it.
Apparently the couch wasn’t comfortable enough so he made it softer while the dog sitter was changing her laundry. . .
I was mad that Mommy and Daddy left me at home to go on a date night so I had my own date with their leftover pizza.
Molly’s behaviour is inappropriate…. She humps Mommy’s boyfriend even though she has been told continuously to behave like a lady.
I had to leave for five weeks to take care of my parents in Arizona. Norah wasn’t happy with my absence and decided too pee on every pillow on our bed. She’s lucky to ever see the top side of our bed now!
“My sister broke her leg & I killed her get well soon toy #sorrynotsorry” My poor 9 year old female doxie broke her leg after a hard fall from the couch and my 5 year old male doxie got jealous of of her new toys, treats, and all the attention she was getting. So in his jealous rage he decides to destroy her new toy and leave the fuzzy pieces all over the living room for us to clean up and know how unhappy he was.
Dasha’s New Year’s Resolution:
I refuse to poop outdoors. You don’t, so why would I?
I vomited in my mom’s purse.
Mia tossed her cookies in the most convenient of places. Mom had to throw out her planner & new wallet.