We have owned Stella, Clyde and Gerty all since they were babies. First Stella, 6 months later Clyde then a year later Gerty. Now with three black pugs it is kind of hard to tell who’s causing the trouble when we are not around, so no one gets scolded because they are too sneaky to do anything right in front of us!
On my morning walk, I peed on my brother’s head. Then I treated myself to a hot dog bun I found on the sidewalk.
I’m Lola, I found my mommy new pair of flats and ate one of them, along with her eyeglasses and my uncle sunglasses. I’m a shoe eating jerk.
Mom has a migraine, so I helped her out by cleaning the litter box. -Ben the helper pug
“I spent the night with the neighbours, I didn’t tell my mom. She cried for 3 hours. No shame!”
– Violet
My 11 year old pug some how got out of our locked yard last night, our neighbours picked her up and dropped her off this morning. I got up at 7 am looking for her and had an anxiety attack. She was fine, and casually ate half of my father’s egg sandwich when she returned home.
Milo was adopted from Sacramento County Animal Shelter in 2008. When his tummy’s upset, he barfs on the rug. But he cleans it up himself; which is both convenient and gross!
“I incessantly bark at nothing because my owner loves the sound of my bark”
Princess candie went missing this morning while out for a pee. She came back smelling of deceased reptile.
Came home to find smeared poop all over my living room, a dirty robot vacuum, and a totally shameless pug.
Shimano loves to snuggle in the bed in the wee hours of the morning. On this day he just ate his breakfast too fast and couldn’t keep it down…at least not the first time.
