“I peed on my parents’ bed. Now I have to wear this tie until I learn how to be a gentleman!” -Ein
You know what’s awesome? Getting ready to go to bed, and your hubby climbs into bed and discovers that the dog peed on the bed. And you don’t have extra bedding. And it’s winter and your bedroom is the draftiest and coldest room in the house. At least I wasn’t the one who discovered the pee.