I hate it when my person sticks me in my crate! So, one day I waited for her to arm the alarm and go to work. Then, I attacked the glass water bottle hanging on my crate until it fell on the floor, shattering into lots of sharp pieces. Boy, did that thing make a loud noise! It set off the alarm’s glass break detector and about 30 minutes later, the cops showed up. My person received a huge false alarm fine! She had to go to alarm school. Serves her right!