“I wake my moms up by licking their butt cracks” – Eycess 1 year old Pitbull.
Does that make Eycess a buttface? What an adorable pooch.
“I love butt cracks and I cannot lie,
You other puppies can’t deny…”
Omg! This made me laugh so loud! What a way to start the day!
This needed a TMI alert. Lol!
Not a pot bill.
Nothing like a goose with a cold nose to launch you right out of bed. What a precious, innocent face!
Hahahaha!!! What a wonderfully awkward way to get up in the morning!
*sings to the old Folgers song* The best part of waking up is dog tongue in your butt.
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