I called 9-1-1 and Dad was fined $50.
My name is Chaco. Today I ate fabric and somebody had to pull it out of my butt with their hands. Shame on me!
“I like to sample EVERYTHING”
Instead of stealing just one of the freshly smoked salmon off of the counter, Nellie decided to have a taste of each of them. It’s not too noticeable, right?
Oliver likes to go through my closet, pull out the fanciest clothes, wrap himself up in them and parade around the house.
When mom forgets to shut the door to the shower…I sneak in.
I tried to eat Jesus
Mavis loves the fake owl in our backyard. They spend a lot of time surveying the yard.
This is our 9 week old puppy named Bluebell that we rescued from the pound. He seems to poop everywhere but outside.
I woke up to this at 4:00 in the morning. He even ate the replacement lipstick, too. What does it mean?
Latin for “headache”
I had to leave work early with a migraine headache. I came home to find that Pogo had chewed through the cord on my *brand new* pair of headphones. And I woke up from my migraine only because Pogo decided to play “kill the ball” on the bed and under my covers. It is a darn good thing that he’s cute.