While you were at work, I decided to redecorate. You’re Welcome, Ramsey

I ate an entire batch of chocolate cookies, had my stomach pumped, and skipped out of the ER at midnight like it was the best day of my life!

The sign says when I get amped up, I like to run around in circles and bite my little brother Jason on the head. -Tyler He does this all the time and he has no shame whatsoever ever. Poor Jason.

I ate the pine cones off of the wreath and then mommy stepped on the SHARP pieces BAREFOOTED @ 4:30 in the MORNING!

Every time I don’t get my way, I put on my saddest face and sulk in a corner. I have no shame. -Grapes the JRT (who in this picture, wanted a share of my breakfast and got some after the picture was taken) Haha!

Delilah had a rash of some sort on her shoulder and to make sure she did not scratch the itchy spot bald we sent her to doggie daycare with a t-shirt on. Within 30 minutes her friends decided the t-shirt was ridiculous and would be better suited for a game of tug-of-war…they won.

Goose is terrified of her own poop…

“I ate my bed, can I sleep with you??” This was Beau’s 5th bed since we rescued him… Just 5 months prior! He’s a special, special guy!!

I shamelessly hijack muffins from mommy’s lunch, regardless of how well fed I am.

Can’t stop getting into the trash!! Intervention needed!!! Please help me!! I’m grey trash!! My name is Zip!!