I tried jumping on the sofa and missed. I head butted my mom in the face and broke her nose. She has a presentation at work on Monday. I am a near-sighted JERK!
Posts Tagged: Bulldog
This is Dumpster, a 2 year old English Bulldog who for the most part is a pretty good boy. He does however find a way into our bedroom and urinates on our king sized bed… He only does it to our bed! good thing we love him!
Guilty as charged!!
“I ate flour then drank water. Not only were my whiskers stuck together, I also left dough pawprints on the carpet.” – Blaze
Tugboat had some new found freedom and did not handle it very well!
I ate gravel and made messes in the house. Had to get x-rays at the vet only to be told I’m just gassy.
I just bought a brand new mega pack of toilet paper and I only left her alone for a second.
J.A.R.V.I.S… can you imagine humbly handing someone back their underwear.. with a tiny teeth marks torn in them..??
while guests are seated on the toilet .. i barge in and try to pull their pants all the way off..
Hello, I’m Lenny.
I’m a paper addict and I need help. I tried to eat the cable bill and this sign.
What’s missing is his girlfriend and her sign saying that she helps him by bringing him the bills.
This Boston Bully pleads the 5th. We suspect she wakes up with blood* on her hands and doesn’t know what happened but knows she did something bad.