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Posts Categorized: Best Friend Betrayal
I sneak inside when mom isn’t looking and steal my sisters toy and hide them all over yard! Love, Ruby
“I won’t let my mom get any work done.” Mia doesn’t seem to realize that if she let me finish my work, instead of inserting hundreds of ///////////////////s into my emails with her chin, we could go for a walk.
I ATE MOM’S GOOD CHOCOLATE SHE BROUGHT FROM EUROPE. MORE PLEASE!
Toby had to be given hydrogen peroxide and vomited the chocolate all over
the floor. He is fine now, but keep chocolate away from dogs!!
This morning I woke up my mom by jumping onto the bed and punching her in the face.
“I give dirty, judgmental looks (but really I’m a big almost 90lb baby!)
My mom spent $1,300 to make sure the shoelace I ate didn’t get stuck inside me! I pooped it out fine…
-actually kind of sorry, Oliver.
Mom went to Paris without me … so I ate the SD card (with ALL the photos … BEFORE they got downloaded).
After swimming in the creek, he bolted straight for a bunch of bushes. I don’t know what kind of bushes they were, but hundreds of their parts stuck to him. Yay.
I pooped in the doggie water fountain at the dog park.