I ate a five year old’s macaroni necklace because I have no impulse control and even less self-respect. – Gertie
Posts Categorized: Bad Babysitter
If it’s made of plastic and it’s in reach, it’s Merlins.
“I like eating toys that belong to the small child next door”
I play tug-of-war with the little human’s socks while she is wearing them.
I went to Seattle Washington for 1 night. My daughter dog sits for me and sends me this photo.
“I was mad because they played Candy Land instead of playing with me.”
I stole the babys dummy!!!
I like to eat my little brother’s diapers for quality check. They “pass” just fine. -Phoebe
I ate my sister and mothers puzzles, and they worked so hard on them.
Bruce wasn’t happy that he was left out of playing in the Doc Mcstuffing tent so he decided to eat it so no one could play!!
“I woke the baby because I got stuck under the couch while rescuing my dearly beloved tennis ball from the dust bunnies.” -Fiona
Owner’s note: It had to happen at 1am!