I have officially been kicked out of doggy daycare, twice!
Posts Categorized: Bad Babysitter
This is Helga. Our dear friends (and her godparents) brought their new puppy to visit for a play date at our home. Helga was jealous and selfish over her toys and humans. She bullied and chased the puppy so badly we had to separate them all night. Also, she apparently taught the puppy how to growl angrily. We were mortified.
I steal cookies from little kids in strollers and run away
I ate a five year old’s macaroni necklace because I have no impulse control and even less self-respect. – Gertie
If it’s made of plastic and it’s in reach, it’s Merlins.
“I like eating toys that belong to the small child next door”
I play tug-of-war with the little human’s socks while she is wearing them.
I went to Seattle Washington for 1 night. My daughter dog sits for me and sends me this photo.
“I was mad because they played Candy Land instead of playing with me.”
I stole the babys dummy!!!
I like to eat my little brother’s diapers for quality check. They “pass” just fine. -Phoebe