“This is my THIRD murder this week. I’m not sorry.”
Posts Tagged: Mixed-breed
“I give dirty, judgmental looks (but really I’m a big almost 90lb baby!)
Once my dog brought in a dead bat which most likely killed by who knows what. She brought it in as a “gift” and put it on our SOFA..
Why animal control? That was not us, that was our grandmother after we told her the story.
Here is what the sign says:
I brought in a dead bat and went nuts when the animal control people came over to check me for rabies. That is just 1 of the bad things I have done.
Sorry for poor handwriting. :/
“The pillow made an attempt on my life. I fought back.”
No witnesses would testify against this.
I chewed up mom’s remote control to our tv while she was icing Day of the Dead cookies…it’s the second time this month!
I stole a whole stick of butter so now I’m in jail.
If there is butter, Beethoven will find it.
Hi I’m Kaya. I eat couches. My mom was gone for two hours.
It was all worth it.
Beds are for eating! #SorryNotSorry
“I stole a turkey burger off the kitchen table when no one was looking. I then hid it in the bathroom trashcan to save for later. The human children were blamed. The only thing that I am sorry about is that I was found out. It had cheese.”
Ninja likes to hide things in blankets or laundry piles. This time he took it a step further and used the master bathroom trashcan. The two boys in the house were reprimanded for wasting food until Ninja’s shifty behavior made us realize it was neither one of them.