I ate the couch when my family left the house.
Posts Tagged: Mixed-breed
Everyone meet our very cheeky 5 month old bull-dane, Bruce. He looks to have had a lot of fun with Barnaby bear…
“This is my THIRD murder this week. I’m not sorry.”
“I give dirty, judgmental looks (but really I’m a big almost 90lb baby!)
Once my dog brought in a dead bat which most likely killed by who knows what. She brought it in as a “gift” and put it on our SOFA..
Why animal control? That was not us, that was our grandmother after we told her the story.
Here is what the sign says:
I brought in a dead bat and went nuts when the animal control people came over to check me for rabies. That is just 1 of the bad things I have done.
Sorry for poor handwriting. :/
“The pillow made an attempt on my life. I fought back.”
No witnesses would testify against this.
I chewed up mom’s remote control to our tv while she was icing Day of the Dead cookies…it’s the second time this month!
I stole a whole stick of butter so now I’m in jail.
If there is butter, Beethoven will find it.
Hi I’m Kaya. I eat couches. My mom was gone for two hours.
It was all worth it.