This is Mona. Her favorite food is salmon. She craves fish, and the house smells like a cat jungle, even though we’ve never had a cat.
Posts Categorized: Farting Furballs
My name is Ellie. I heard that raw eggs are good for my coat! So I ate not 1, not 2, or 3,4,5,6,7, but 8! Shells and all! Now I have putrid farts and have to stay outside.
Ella stole an ENTIRE meatloaf!
I kept farting and got my mommy/handler kicked out of her meeting because it stunk up the admin conference room
I sleep under Moms desk chair and fart every 30 seconds.
Muscle relaxers have relaxed everything in the hind end of poor Lucifer
I fart every time I stretch to look out the window. My mom calls it “dog yoga”.
I was humping my mommy, like I always do…. BUT this time I FARTED with each thrust!!!
My Mum’s not going to be a very good small animal vet…
Because my farts make her heave!!!
If you make a farting noise, she will stare at you and refuse to sit near you. However, all 5 lbs of her shamelessly expels gas rancid enough to KO a rugby team.