Ella stole an ENTIRE meatloaf!
Posts Categorized: Farting Furballs
I kept farting and got my mommy/handler kicked out of her meeting because it stunk up the admin conference room
I sleep under Moms desk chair and fart every 30 seconds.
Muscle relaxers have relaxed everything in the hind end of poor Lucifer
I fart every time I stretch to look out the window. My mom calls it “dog yoga”.
I was humping my mommy, like I always do…. BUT this time I FARTED with each thrust!!!
My Mum’s not going to be a very good small animal vet…
Because my farts make her heave!!!
If you make a farting noise, she will stare at you and refuse to sit near you. However, all 5 lbs of her shamelessly expels gas rancid enough to KO a rugby team.
I stole a whole bag of treats while my parents were out and then couldn’t stop farting all night.
…Surprised we haven’t been barred.