Hi. I jump at the sound of my own toot.
Posts Categorized: Farting Furballs
This is Jack. Jack crop dusts when his parents have company and walks away before it can be blamed on him. He’s so sorry about his toots that he walks away after he does it to sulk in stinky silence.
I ate 6 jalapeño freshly picked from the garden off the table. My tummy hurts and my farts are REALLY BAD!
I ate the babysitter’s large pizza last night…..today I farted in my new vet’s face.
Our stinky girl!!
I wake up and bark when my owner farts…it scares me!!
I’m so stinky, my cat brother won’t even come near me. No one wants to cuddle me!
“I like to sit in front of the fan and fart” – Oscar the wiener dog.
Our pug Mesha has these surprise audible farts that make her look at her backside and bark. With shame.
I like to climb on people and pass gas in their faces when they sleep.
~Luna The Boston Terrier