I pooped in my vet’s office after my big sister pooped on his sidewalk. Dad was not happy.
Posts Tagged: Pug
Tootsie was sprayed by a skunk for the 8th time!
I gave my mom a heart attack when she mistook the stuffing from my bed as explosive diarrhea.
I can sleep anywhere on the bed, but I choose Mom’s pillow. With my butt in her face. I HAVE NO SHAME.
I got hungry and couldn’t wait until mom got home.
I ripped up the rent check because I didn’t want mommy and daddy to worry about money…
Albert decided to scale onto the kitchen counter where there just happened to be a lamb roast……hence the box of shame…
Finally I’ve got mom’s shoes today…
Oliver and Daisy welcomed the robbers into our house. My parents were in town visiting for my grandmother’s funeral. We went out for dinner and came home to find the house had been trashed and electronics stolen. Final count included two laptops, two cameras, my dad’s backpack, car keys and my mom’s half eaten pack of Twizzlers gone. When the police found the guys who did it, they commented on how friendly my dogs were!
Sign says “We welcomed the robbers and watched them take Mom, Gramma and Papa’s stuff! Thanks for visiting- come again!”
They haven’t exhibited any remorse.
This is Linda the pug. Linda chewed 2 water guns in two days. Linda sticks her tongue out at me when I ask her who chewed the guns. Linda is clearly a democrat and NOT a member of the NRA! Liberal Linda!