My mom spent $1,300 to make sure the shoelace I ate didn’t get stuck inside me! I pooped it out fine…
-actually kind of sorry, Oliver.
My name is Pippa. I did not appreciate being locked in the Laundry Room, so I climbed up to the 4-foot-high windowsill and pooped. Mom says I will soon be replaced with a Mountain Goat.
I ate a poopy diaper and then gave Daddy kisses
I was very defiant at the vet while getting my nails clipped…then, as we were leaving and mom was paying, I took a (massive) dump on the welcome mat in front of the receptionist desk…
Brody is a 1 year old springer that thinks he can’t be seen under the pool table when he pees or poops.
I follow the chooks around and eat their poo. I even find if I scare them a bit I can get them to go on demand!
Chooks is slang for Chicken in Australia!
3 year-old rescue who resides full-time in Yosemite. When he’s not chasing bears out of campgrounds he loves rolling in BEAR poop!
Dixie the chihuahua ate a pair of two carat diamond stud earrings. Fortunately, the stones were, ahem, recovered…
“When Mama leaves without me, I pull her shoe out and poop in it. –Sophia, a.k.a Lil Gril
Sophia is weird about my sandals and flip flops. When she doesn’t randomly lick them, she poops in them. You can see where I put the other shoe away, so she actively pulls them out in order to deliberately poop in them.
I’m Gonna Wrecks It
I’m Wrecks. I got diarrhea from eating bird suet. I pooped a big puddle on the futon in the basement and Mom sat in it. HA HA HA HA HA.
I thought the smell in the basement was coming from the cat box so I sat on the futon to scoop it out. I realized my bottom was wet and cold and stood up to see what the problem was.