When I have to fart I ALWAYS run and sit on mamas pillow before letting it rip! Sharing is caring after all!
Sorry not sorry!
Sincerely,
Winston the Shih Tzu
Pillow Talk

When I have to fart I ALWAYS run and sit on mamas pillow before letting it rip! Sharing is caring after all!
Sorry not sorry!
Sincerely,
Winston the Shih Tzu
Teddy gets into my bathroom trash can when I’m not paying attention.
I like to eat used kleenex. Tasty!
I came home to an empty box of tissues and this little face. Scully, what’s your excuse?
My name is Pippa. I did not appreciate being locked in the Laundry Room, so I climbed up to the 4-foot-high windowsill and pooped. Mom says I will soon be replaced with a Mountain Goat.
Made my peanut butter on toast ….went to get other stuff while it was on table …. went through 3 slices before I thought “Didn’t I put peanut butter on this” ? …. named and shamed disgusted feel ill and so going to get this dog back
I think it’s fun to eat the carpet…
Lulu refused to go for a walk in the wet weather. As a way of relieving herself, she peed on our downstairs neighbour’s doormat.
I popped up and down the hallway..twice today. I threw up ON moms bed..also twice today. Happy birthday mom! The first round of poo and vomit occurred within 5 minutes of each other. Not what I wanted for my birthday
Lucy and Linus snack on goose poop …so they had to get expensive vaccinations to protect them nasty bugs that might be in their favorite outdoor snack.
This is Zosia chilling on a chair after I spent HOURS looking for my shoe. I searched the entire house and back yard. Finally I remembered her running out front and there was my shoe, flattened, by my brother’s truck.