Jolie is obsessed with trash, tissues, and dirty underwear. There’s no stopping her after 11 years.
Posts Tagged: Miniature Pinscher
For Hire: Underpaid Dishwasher
Siri waits until I leave the room to scope the counter for food, her brother snitched on her, and my sight froze her.
Yarn Bomb
I decided that if the new Malabrigo yarn is shaped like a ball, it must be for me! (and destroyed it!!!)
Talk to me, Goose Poop
Lucy and Linus snack on goose poop …so they had to get expensive vaccinations to protect them nasty bugs that might be in their favorite outdoor snack.
Sending a Clear Message
Benji has a taste for tissue. Any type of tissue. Toilet paper, napkins, paper towel – and all have fallen prey to him.
Today he sent a message not to mess with him, or else.
Finely Aged Book
This book was sitting under my mother’s bed, and apparently the only thing Preston chews on is finely aged book.
I totes sorted through your tote
Come from grocery shopping close to home, found this mess in my living room.
I need some rain boots!
I go pee pee on my front legs. <3 ROCKY.
Mad AND blind
“I managed to reach moms nightstand and took her $300 pair of favourite glasses and destroyed them within minutes, now she is mad AND blind” – Otto Von Bismarck
No good deed left unpunished
I ate the treats that were supposed to go to to dogs at the humane society!