I came home to an empty box of tissues and this little face. Scully, what’s your excuse?
T’issues

I came home to an empty box of tissues and this little face. Scully, what’s your excuse?
“My mom and dad could have bought 5 replacements for me for the cost of the hearing aid I chewed up ($2,300). But they didn’t.”
This is the only thing Gordie has destroyed in 5 years. He’s a good dog!
I cry like a baby … after I push my ball under the cabinet
I object to this cat Invasion!
Thus I have stormed and taken over their home tree fort.
I apologize for nothing!
Millie the Yorkipoo
I didn’t like the dress mommy put me in, so I rolled in cow poop and ruined it!
Sophie doesn’t usually mind her outfits, but she just couldn’t resist the alluring smell of cow manure…
Every morning Otto the yorkiepoo skips breakfast in anticipation of the all you can eat worm buffet along the sidewalk of his morning walk route. His mom tries to pull him away. Bentley, the schnoodle, pulls mom in all different directions to distract her from what Otto is doing.
Stella: I had explosive diarrhea–the smell was so bad it woke my owner up (even though she was on a different floor of the house)
Piper: Then I walked in it, up the newly carpeted stairs, and jumped on the bed
We went camping, the pan full of bacon fat was quite high and i just went to the van to put away the stove and when i got back Cooper was on top of the picnic table and above all the wood and had his bacon fat!
“I pooped in the shower and my dad turned on the water and it made a HUGE mess”