My mom sent this to me after she arrived home this afternoon from work. I feel like the image more or less speaks for itself.
Posts Categorized: Vomit Comet
Jazzy eats mystery poop then waits until midnight to throw up on the bedroom rug.
Boomer ate an onion (poisonous to dogs) and when we induced vomiting, we found his secret stash!
My name is Oskar. I accidentally locked myself in the bathroom whilst eating a ONE POUND BAG of Shea butter. Then, I proceeded to vomit all over the bathroom floor. My human brother had to clean it up… He was NOT happy with me. 🙁
I rolled in a rotting deer carcass twice in the last week…the smell didn’t come all the way out after my last bath.
It rained today and has amplified the odor considerably (yay!)
I also just drank a gallon of water and threw up right over there ===>
(I’m chewing on the sign in this picture)
My name is Koda
I pretend Im going to throw up because I know I will get to go outside. When I get outside I don’t need to throw up. I just want a treat when I come back inside.
I woke mommy up by puking in her bed… Twice! 🙁 Lucky for daddy, he’s away… Love and morning kisses, Nox.
I chug water and then throw it up….everywhere.
I eat poop and it upsets my stomach (weird!), so I leaked diarrhea in Mommy’s home office… and she sat in it.
She showered and cleaned it up.
A few minutes later, I thanked her by throwing up poop all over her.
… I thought it was hysterical.
I got home from work early to find that he had gotten into the trash and then spread the love into the living room…