They left me alone in the house, uncrated, to see what I would do. I opened the unlocked interior garage door, setting off the alarm. Then the police came …
Ho ho oh no you Didn’t!
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They left me alone in the house, uncrated, to see what I would do. I opened the unlocked interior garage door, setting off the alarm. Then the police came …
My husband was fired, I made him a celebration cake. Homer Griffin counter surfed at 2:00 am and devoured it.
My mom sent this to me after she arrived home this afternoon from work. I feel like the image more or less speaks for itself.