“I didn’t want my daddy to pass the P.E. exam”
So my 2 yr old lab, Noah, tore up my practice exam book, calculator, and pencil so I wouldn’t pass the professional engineering exam, then become a jobless bum, and have to stay home with him instead!
Scooby stole my candy bar and ate part of it while I took a bath.
I am a huge jerk! It just came in the mail TODAY. My mom has been waiting for it for 6 weeks.
Our 5 year old lab, Rotax, decided he loved his alligator sooo much, that he needed to consume him.
He then barfed him back up days later.
I used the window trim as my personal chew toy. I’m sorry (not).
I am a bad dog. I ate the car title 2 hours before it sold.
They left me alone in the house, uncrated, to see what I would do. I opened the unlocked interior garage door, setting off the alarm. Then the police came …
Someone got out of his kennel last night and reduced two clothes baskets to mulch
My husband was fired, I made him a celebration cake. Homer Griffin counter surfed at 2:00 am and devoured it.
I was upset about having to be in the basement with another dog and not with the humans, so I pooped and wiped my rear on the stairs.