I wanted to play with the neighbour’s ball, so I opened our gate, opened their gate, fetched the ball, brought it back to our garden and chewed it to pieces.
Posts Tagged: Border Collie
Two dogs sitting together, signs reads 1. sisters 2. my parents haven’t told me but I think I’m adopted.
They stole my 6 and 3 year old’s advent calendar from the kitchen and destroyed it.
I eat poop and it upsets my stomach (weird!), so I leaked diarrhea in Mommy’s home office… and she sat in it.
She showered and cleaned it up.
A few minutes later, I thanked her by throwing up poop all over her.
… I thought it was hysterical.
I barked all the way through my mommy’s conference call.
I ate my own poop from backyard then burped in mommy’s face 🙁
“We already ate our beds so we ate our cat’s bed too. It was delicious.” Came home from the store to find my cat looking down at her new and improved basket. Looks like Rocko and Izzy moved on to her bed after destroying their own yesterday. Hope my bed isn’t next….
My kitty sister Kyra always takes my bed and I don’t know what to do!
This is Jake. Jake was a rescue who spent the first couple years of his life tied to a tree. I have given him a good home, but he is a bit neurotic and has abandonment issues. I’ve been training him to be more confident but at times he feels insecure and pee’s. Another dog was in the house and he went down the hall, in to my room and pee’d on my brand new bed, with the brand new sheets and brand new $200 down comforter. Thankfully everything came out clean from the washing machine but needless to say I wasnt happy! I’ve taken it as a learning experience to do more training with him and to keep the bedroom doors shut.
I eat the eyes out of all of my stuffed animals because I don’t like when they stare at me.