I bought my husband a stuffed bear for valentines day 4 years ago… After 3 years apart we got back together, and he still had it. I slept with it every night. The night before our wedding I stayed elsewhere than our home and unknowingly left Teddy on he floor…and this was what was discovered the next day.
Posts Tagged: Border Collie
Murphy apparently, doesn’t like outdoor playtime to be over at daycare. He is a bit of a bully. I’m not impressed with his actions lately and now, he must wear the cap of shame!
I eat from the litter box and think know one knows….
I ate my mom’s Kindle cover… and I ate the Kindle…
Love, Homer and Nero
Dad’s shirt sure looked like one of my chew toys and was much easier to tear apart! I was very excited at how easy the toy / shirt came apart I just kept pulling and pulling until Dad caught me, now I am in time out.
“I wanted to be Super Maggie and catch balls in the air. I hurt my leg and won’t stop running so it can heal. Recovery is boring and I am driving my Mum crazy looking for balls.”
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I bit my mummy’s bum when she took my ball.
I twacked mud all over da fwor.
I ate an entire bottle of Pepto Bismol and turned the couch (and myself) pink.
I had just pulled the butternut squash out of the oven when nature called. Leaving it steaming on the counter, I did my thing. When I returned I found Scarlet (a border collie) whimpering but having eaten an entire half of the squash. Meanwhile, blind doggie Storie sat nearby. I later realized Scarlet had a couple of blisters on her tongue.
Text on sign:
My name is Scarlet. I jumped on the counter and ate 1/2 of a roasted Butternut Squash. I burned my tongue. I deserved it. PS: I also steal toys from my blind sister. I am a jerk!