I took a big bite out of a little girls subway sandwich when she petted me.. Is that a bad thing??
You weren’t sharing your sandwich?
Posts Tagged: Border Collie
I ate steak
I ate a pound of steak while Dad folded laundry. Dad never folds laundry. Mom is pissed.
Zoe, the greatest actress in the dog-world
I lie in the bath and play dead when my human wants me to go out, so it’s too awkward for her to even lift me. I don’t care – bwa ha ha!
Zoe, the bathtub loving pup!
Jalapeño Dawg
I left a Jalapeno bread on the table in the morning, only to find it gone by lunch time – along with a very guilty-looking dog.
I am a Hoarder
Moved the couch while cleaning and her secret stash was revealed.
Lynn the fun destroyer
‘I had this pool for only half an hour before I ripped it This is our border collie Lynn and she shows us all the time why she can’t have nice stuff…
Buffet time
“If I am home alone too long, then I serve myself buffet. Too full of cat and dog food for shame.” Lucy opens the drawer where I keep the cat and dog food once every 2-3 months to binge, but she is responsible enough not to leave a mess.
Carpet eating jerk
Coconut has a ton of toys and chew sticks but she prefers carpets. Especially new carpets.
I like to bark at nothing
I like to sit on the couch and bark at imaginary things outside to the humans will check the door.
I killed Mr. Bill
I killed Mr. Bill 🙁
